By Howie Carr

You don’t have to go home, but you can’t stay here, here being the U.S. Senate.

It’s been 15 days now since a Republican won the special election in Massachusetts, and Kirk is still squatting in Ted Kennedy’s office.

Hey Paul Kirk – how can we miss you if you won’t go away?

What’s it going to take to pry this guy out of office, the Jaws of Life?

Now, I am not blaming anybody for this sad state of affairs. Sen.-elect Scott Brown has made it clear he doesn’t have a problem with a three-week victory lap. Besides, there are no big votes coming up in the Senate anyway.

So Downtown Scottie Brown lets the good times roll. He’s planning to be sworn in sometime next week, probably Feb. 11, although he’ll be officially certified as the winner of the election today at the State House.

But I’m not worried about Scott Brown’s plans, I’m concerned about my own, and those of the other 52 percent of the electorate who put him into office. Let me be blunt – the sooner Scott is sworn in, the worse the moonbats will feel, and that will make my day.

It’s so heartwarming, to pick up the moonbats’ favorite broadsheet and see yourself – and 1.1 million other Brown voters – described as “thugs” and “goons.” Goons with machetes, by the way. Hot damn, gonna have to take the shotgun rack off’n the back of the pickup and get me a machete rack.

Did you know that the MSNBC watchers have now come up with a conspiracy theory to explain Brown’s victory – I”ll give you one hint – the D word, as in Diebold. You know, those evil voting machines that the evil GOP used when they stole the 2004 election from John Kerry in Ohio.

Pssst, hey moonbats – did you hear the latest? There’s election-night video out there, of Dick Cheney and Karl Rove. They’re loading Diebold machines onto the Halliburton Hurricane Machine. I heard Keith Olbermann has pictures of them dropping the Diebolds onto a levee on New Orleans, trying to start another flood . . .

This is just killing them. That’s why Baba Wawa brought up the tea parties with Scott Brown at the Kowloon Saturday. Think about that one – the last time Walters was with a Republican senator from the Bay State, she ended up on her back. Ed Brooke – she wrote about it in her memoirs.

Could they possibly hate Scott Brown any more? How come, when a conservative wins an election, it’s always a “temper tantrum” or a “fit of pique?” When the Democrats oust a Republican, it’s the voters moving on to a post-racial, post-war, post-partisan future of light and wonder.

If the electorate elects a guy who doesn’t know how many states there are, that’s transcendence. If the electorate elects a guy with a pick-up truck, cue… the film of the goose-stepping SS troops.

C’mon Scott, enough with the parties and the liveshots. Time to get to work. Go down and get sworn in tomorrow. As for you Paul Kirk – we’ve got you a ride back to Massachusetts. Capt. Cheney is holding the Halliburton Hurricane Machine on the tarmac.

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